Born. From the mind of Gorge: 1. Ever wonder about those people who Sex personals Little Rock South Carolina spend $ apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? 3. OK . so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? 5. There are religious truths: Jews do not recognize as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize t! he Pope as the leader of the. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. 6. If people from Poland are ed Poles, why aren't people from Holland ed Holes? 7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 8. If a pig loses its voice! , is it disgruntled? 9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? 10. Why is a person who plays the piano ed a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not a racist? 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? 12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they it Fed UP? 14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?